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Woah Return Review Part 2! If you haven’t read the other one do that here (insert link) no time to waste let’s go!
Alien Covenant Review
Plot Summary - When the colonization ship Covenant suffers an accident that awakens the crew early, they receive an unusual signal from a nearby planet. Deciding to land, they quickly learn that the planet is much more than meets the eye.
Pros - The cast is awesome, especially Fassbender in a duel role. The play the film very straight forward which after Prometheus is a welcome relief. The alien scenes are cool, and I think it explores the mythology much better this time around.
Cons - The plot is simplistic and the ending you can kind of see coming.
Final Score - 7/10
I really debated the 8, but that ending kind of knocked it down a bit for me.
Baywatch Review
Plot Summary - When Lifeguard Lt. Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne Johnson) is forced to add olympic gold medallist Matt Brody (Zac Efron) to his team, they both soon uncover a plan involving drugs and real estate is going down on their beach, and they are forced to band together to save the day.
Pros - There are exactly three funny jokes.
Cons - The rest of the film is predictable and boring. The characters are one note, and the film is padded to death at 116 minutes long. No joke at one point I got up, went to the bathroom, came back, and immediately figured out what I missed without anyone telling me. That’s how you can tell a movie is predictable.
Final Score - 1/10
What can I say that I haven’t already said for any other bad comedy, it’s not funny avoid it.
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