Sunday, 5 October 2014

Movie Review: The Skeleton Twins (2014) - Is it a bares bones kind of film? (Would you believe that was the best joke I could think of?)



(As always, SPOILER ALERT)

Well, I have to admit, after seeing Gone Girl; I kind of wanted to see a movie about something a little bit more normal. So I decided to go and see The Skeleton Twins, hoping that maybe I can get a few laughs out of it while watching something a bit more normal and calm like I said (even though I’ve been watching some movies in between for an upcoming post I’m working on). How did it go? Let’s find out.

Plot Summary – Twins Maggie and Milo (Played by Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader) are reunited after Milo attempts to commit suicide (I also just realized that this is the second film that starts like this that I’ve seen this year.) Together they attempt to reconcile their relationship while trying to sort out their personal problems along the way. Does the plot sound familiar at all?

Pros – Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader are great together in this, and it’s not surprising considering their SNL history together. I’d only seen Kristen Wiig from Bridesmaids (Yes I saw Bridesmaids shut up) and Bill Hader from his bit at the roast of James Franco (Is it weird I feel more embarrassed about watching the roast?) but their comedic presence and their dramatic moments are both really good in the film.

Cons – Remember when I said the plot might sound familiar? I’ve seen this kind of story play out time and time again on the big screen, but Kristen and Bill’s performances make for it. Also, the secondary characters are barely worth mentioning, but only because in films like this the only really exist to help create drama and to move the story along, and while it does have its funny moments in this I was kind of hoping for a bit more of it.

Final Score – 8/10

Bill and Kristen more than make up for the all too familiar story, and the movie itself is pretty good, but if you’re looking for something a bit different I can understand. Is this going to be in my year end top 10? Probably not, but it might get an honourable mention at least.

So if the review seems a bit short, I apologize, but I can only write so much based on what I get. Anyways my next review will most likely be Dracula Untold, although I’m not sure when it’ll be posted as I might be starting my new job this weekend I'm not yet sure, but I’ll be sure to get it posted when I can. As for the post after that, I’m working on something a bit different than usual for it, but I’m hoping it’ll be something you folks will like.

So until next time, I’ll see you guys at the movies.

Saturday, 4 October 2014

Movie Review: Gone Girl (2014) - The girl maybe gone, but this film's gonna stick around for a while.



(Gone Girl is really good; in fact it actually might be one of the best films of the year. If you’re looking for a simple answer, go see it, but after you do, come back and read this because there are certain things about it I want to touch upon that might venture in SPOILER ALERT territory. I will give another warning at the appropriate point during the summary, but after that, you’re on your own.)

Let me start this off by saying David Fincher is amazing. In case you don’t know who he is, he was the guy behind Seven, Fight Club, Zodiac, and The English version of The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo, a highly underrated remake that while not as good as it’s Swedish counterpart holds wonderfully on its own merits, but I’m getting off point. I have to admit Gone Girl has been on my radar for a while and although I couldn’t see it on Friday due to something coming up in my personal/business life, I managed to rush in today to see it and I’m going to talk about it now.

Plot Summary – Ben Affleck stars as Nick Dunne, who’s married to Amy played by Rosamund Pike. When he comes home one day to find Amy missing under mysterious circumstances, he is immediately thrown under the microscope of the public eye as the evidence piles up against as he maintains his innocence. Throw in the fact that Amy’s parents wrote a series of successful children’s books based off of her and the case goes nationwide.

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Just as the halfway point of the film starts to kick it, it’s revealed that not only is Amy alive and well, but is actively framing Nick for her murder because of not only an affair with one of his students, but for all of his failings of him not living up to the perfect husband status that she had in mind for him. Amy’s plan unravels after she gets robbed and seeks help from old flame and stalker Desi Collings played by Neil Patrick Harris, while Nick seeks help from high profile attorney Tanner Bolt played Tyler Perry (yeah the very same Madea Tyler Perry.) I’m not going to talk about how it ends (I want to leave some surprises for you) but I wanted to talk about this point mostly because of Rosamund Pike’s performance, which we’ll talk about now.

Pros – The best actor in this movie by far is Rosamund Pike. She plays the psychotic controlling lover so well that I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if she at least got an Oscar Nomination (And I have to admit there’s one scene I won’t spoil that I’d never thought I’d see her do and it is shockingly awesome, I even heard people vocally express their disgust and I haven’t had heard that in any other movie I’ve seen). Ben Affleck gives off a really nice performance as Nick, playing the usually calm, subtle, but sometimes kind of dumb and all of it works really well. Neil Patrick Harris also does well in his small but crucial role (at one point almost giving Rosamund a run for her money) and, I’d never thought I’d say this ever, but Tyler Perry is awesome in this, like really awesome. They refer to him as Elvis a couple of times and while I wish he had a tiny more bit of screen time, he really does make his character kind of seem like Elvis. One last mention acting wise goes out to Missi Pyle as Ellen Abbott, who basically parodies Nancy Grace fantastically mostly in the background news reports about Amy that we see throughout the movie.

On a technical and visual level, David Fincher is at his best here as the whole film looks and feels exactly like a Fincher film should. He masterfully handles the admittedly absurd plot and manages at times to make you feel like you’re watching a true story play out. Even at 2h 32m the film never drags on and manages to keep the pace up spectacularly. When I checked my phone after the movie was over, I was actually shocked at how late it was.

“Cons” – This film is really intense at times, hell the scene I mentioned that Rosamund has was by far the most shocking thing I’ve seen in film in a long time. I’m not going to fault the movie for this, but I will say that this movie is not for everyone, and that is understandable. The movie labels itself as a mystery thriller, and I would agree to that, but I’d add Psychological as well, because it will get into your head, and it will make you say what the fuck at least once. So basically the only “con” here is that if you can’t handle intense psychological movies, I’d recommend you go with someone who doesn’t mind you gripping onto them for dear life for the more intense parts.

Final Score – 10/10

While it’s not for everyone, Gone Girl is fantastic, and a great way to start off the fall season. If we can get more films like this, this year might go one as one of the better years in films. I expect Oscar nominations for at least Rosamund and David, and for the first time in my life I can honestly say I like Tyler Perry in something and would love to see him do more stuff like it. Not only do I highly recommend (for those of you who can stomach it) I feel absolutely confident in my 10/10. Expect this on my year end top ten.

I’m now pumped for the fall season, and I got another review coming tomorrow of another film I’ve been eyeballing, The Skeleton Twins.

So until next time, I’ll see you folks at the movies.

Thursday, 2 October 2014

Movie News for Oct. 2nd 2014

(This is going to be mostly news so I’m not sure how I might spoil anything, but never the less, Potential Spoilers Ahead....maybe?)

Gone Girl is coming out tomorrow and I’m super excited for it. I’m also excited because I just got hired at a theatre near where I live, so this will give me a chance to be back in the movie business from the other side of it (I’ve also done crew work in Film and TV, but that’s a story for another post.)

Today though, I just wanted to spread some news about upcoming films and other things that I thought were worth sharing. I might do four or five news pieces I’m not sure yet, I’m also not sure how often I’ll do just news, any feedback on it would be much appreciated, and if you think anything you’re about to read, please share this blog with your friends (Shameless promoting I know, but I’m trying to get my view numbers up.) So, with that said, let’s get to it with our first story.

1.      Adam Sandler has signed a four movie exclusivity deal with Netflix

Fresh off of the news that Netflix will be making a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon sequel (which I touched on here, but will be giving an update for later on) Netflix has also announced a four movie exclusivity deal with Sandler’s Happy Madison production company.

I have mixed feelings about this for a few reasons. I’m not a big Adam Sandler fan, although I did like Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison when I was younger though, but mostly because I watched those movies with friends. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate the man, I just wished he made better choices. It’s been four years since he made a film that was considered good (Funny People in 2010 68% on Rotten Tomatoes) and it’s just been downhill since. I have a copy of Punch Drunk Love I still have to watch on my shelf (which fun fact is his highest rated film, Certified Fresh at 79%.) I’ll see what they look like when they come out, but I’m just hoping they won’t sour the idea of Netflix made movies. And speaking of...

2.      Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Sequel may be boycotted by theatre chains

When first announced, the plan for the film was planned to have it screened in both IMAX theatres and released on Netflix on the same day. However, several theatre chains in North America, Including Cineplex here in Canada, are threatening to boycott the film saying with Regal Cinemas saying quote “While a home video release may be simultaneously performing in certain Imax locations, at Regal we will not participate in an experiment where you can see the same product on screens varying from three stories tall to three-inch wide on a smart phone. We believe the choice for truly enjoying a magnificent movie is clear.” So basically, movie chains don’t want to share with Netflix. Why? Maybe they think it’ll help preserve the true movie experience to see it on the big screen first. Look, we all know Hollywood hates competition, with people being able to torrent movies for free nowadays they basically feel threatened (as they always have been since the birth of television.) Personally, I’m still looking forward to the sequel, and while it would be awesome in my opinion to see it on the big screen, I have watched films for the first time on Netflix and to me it makes virtually no difference on how I watch a film for the first time. Basically I’m saying I’m going to watch it regardless, but I do hope that they can work something out because not everyone might be able to see it in a theatre and I think this would also be a missed opportunity for some cross promotion between the companies. Now there have been a few films that have been released digitally first, then screened in theatres, but they’re mostly mediocre films that get a very limited release anyways, so no one really seems to mind. So when it comes to this, I guess it’ll be a wait and see kind of situation.

3.      Angry Birds Cast and first glimpse have been released

Good news Game of Thrones fans, Peter Dinklage has yet another movie coming out soon. He and a bunch of SNL alumni are going to be voicing the titular Angry Birds of the film based on the wildly successful kid’s game. (It’s a kid’s game I’m not going to budge on this. Even if it didn’t start out as one, it is now because kids are now its biggest audience.) I’m not holding out much hope for this one for two reasons. One: It’s based on a video game, which those have an amazingly bad track record (Help us Assassin’s Creed Movie, you’re our only hope. Well, you or the Warcraft film.) Secondly, it’s bound to be a kid’s film. I know, it won’t just be kids going to see it, but once again, kids are now its biggest audience, it’s going to be a kid’s film. Nowadays Disney and Pixar seem to be the only ones trying to make good kids films, and since they’re not involved, I’m not holding my breath (I’m still trying to recover from TMNT.) Oh, and speaking of video game movies…

4.      The Tetris movie has been announced, as a live action science fiction epic

Yes, you read that right. The man who produced Mortal Kombat (An okay film, if a bit on the cheesy side) is going to be taking a game based on stacking blocks and turning it into a live action science fiction movie. Why? Quote "Brands are the new stars of Hollywood." Yeah, I’m guessing he must’ve heard about the Battleshit Battleship movie (without actually seeing it or the reviews of it afterwards) and thought, "why can’t we do that?" In defense of Battleship (a phrase I thought I’d never say) at least it had ships battling, even if done poorly. Unless you actually have something in the movie relate to stacking blocks to make lines, it’s basically going to be Tetris in name only. In other words, and I’m going to say this as calmly as I can, WHAT IS THE F*CKING POINT OF CALLING IT MOTHERF*CKING TETRIS?! So yeah, when this comes out (god forbid it doesn’t) please, can we for once teach Hollywood a lesson and boycott this? Please?

And finally

5.      Dracula Untold to start off Universal’s monster movie universe

A while back, in an attempt to copy the success of Marvel films, Universal announced that it will be taking all of its monster movie franchises (Dracula, the Wolfman, etc,) and combining them into a one singular universe. Today it revealed that the upcoming Dracula Untold film will be the starting point for this new universe. Today was the day that my enthusiasm for the idea dropped as well. I actually liked this idea a lot, because some of these movies were some of the earliest films ever made and were the beginning of the horror movie genre, but Dracula Untold from everything I’ve seen so far looks damn near awful. As of writing this it’s sitting at 33% on Rotten Tomatoes and its being released next week. It’s the same thing I’m experiencing with Batman VS Superman, so my only hope is that even if Dracula Untold does fail, if they decide to push forward that they’ll take what they learned from it and make the next ones even better. I do admit though, hearing this actually makes me want to see it now, so they got that right at least.

So there we go, five news stories. The future looks a bit shaky, but I’m hoping for some diamonds in the rough. If you’d like to see more of these, let me know, and if you’ve liked what you’ve read, please be sure to share it and check out some of my other posts on the side.

So until next time, I’ll see you folks at the movies.

Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Mini Review: The Equalizer - (2014) / Movie News: A sequel to a classic, and a third in a series.

(As always, potential spoilers ahead)

Forgive the lateness of this review, but I've been having a rough weekend. Seeing The Equalizer didn't help. I don't really wanna do a full review (I'll explain why in the review) but I also wanted to touch upon a couple of things I've come across recently. But first, a Mini Review of The Equalizer.

Plot Summary - Robert McCall is a former black ops agent whose forced out of retirement after running afoul of the russian mob.

Pros - Denzel Washington is pretty good in this. I imagine this is as kind of what a solo movie of his character from Training Day might seem like.

Cons - It's a really thin plot that's stretched out way too long (2h 12m). I honestly think the guys who made this and the guy who made A Walk Among The Tombstones should've changed scripts cause both movies would've have been much better. Why? AWATT has secondary characters who don't get enough screen time, Equalizer has too many side characters with too much screen time. There's a really long sequence where he's visiting colleagues more near the end of the movie to try and figure out who the bad guys are. What could've been a five minute scene I think goes on for twenty minutes and it's pointless.

Final Score - 2/10

It's bad. Denzel Washington and what he does are the only good things about the film. Other than that it's a thin plot stretched out too long and that's never good.

So you can see why I didn't want to do a long review, there isn't much to talk about the film. Hence, why I wanted to do some news bits as well. First up:

http://variety.com/2014/digital/news/crouching-tiger-hidden-dragon-sequel-netflix-weinstein-co-1201316645/

Netflix and the Weinstein company are making a sequel to one of the greatest martial arts films of all time. Apparently production started last year and it even has a title: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - The Green Destiny.

And you know what? I'm actually happy with this. The weinsteins have a good track record and, even though I don't really watch tv shows, Netflix has been doing well with it's own series of shows, so why not tackle a movie? If they pull it off, imagine the kind of unique content we might get out of this. I said I don't like tv, but I did give Bojack Horseman a try and I actually really liked it, and everyone else seems to like OITNB and House of Cards, so why not films? Don't get me wrong, I still want to see the final result, but for now I'm going to be optimistic.

The other thing I wanted to talk about was this:

The new trailer for Taken 3, or Tak3n (I'm not going to write it like that again, my fingers almost went on strike) and even though I skipped the second one, I'm optimistic about this one. Why? Because nobody is actually going to be taken.

The first film didn't have the most original premise, but it was a pretty good movie for what it was. The mistake with the sequel though was the fact that they did pretty much the same thing that they did in the first one. They got lightning in a bottle and tried to do it again and got nothing good out of it. But the third one, if nothing else, will just be an awesome example of Liam Neeson kicking ass.

So there we go, again I apologize about the long wait for the review, but next week Gone Girl is coming out and I'm stoked for it, so expect a review of that. If you can't wait, check out some of my other posts on the side.

So until next time, I'll see you folks at the movies.

Monday, 22 September 2014

Think Piece: Film adaptations of young adult novels or How a promising idea has mostly stopped working.

(Spoiler Warning, Because I may have to talk about specific examples)
(Also, all of this is simply my observation/opinion.)

So, having seen two films based on novels this past friday, I sort of wanted to express my thoughts on the whole thing, and cast a light on the current trend of making films based on young adult novels as well. But first, a little back story on how the young adult trend came to be.

In The Beginning...

Believe it or not, we actually don't have to go too far back when it comes to the young adult trend. Why? because it all started with Harry Potter. 

When the first book came out in 1998 (1997 if you live in the U.K.) it became an instant smash hit. By the time the fourth book came out, work had already begun on the first movie, which also became a huge smash hit as well and lead to the rest of the books being turned into films as well. Every single one of them was a success both critically and financially. The lowest rated film (according to Rotten Tomatoes) is Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 1 at 78%, but only because the first part ended on such a downer moment and that didn't resonate as well with some people (at least that's my theory. It did make me come back to see part 2 though, so it at least did that right.)

Now, just to clarify something, Harry Potter I'm pretty sure was meant to be a children's book nothing more nothing less. However the smart move J.K Rowling did was making a full series, thus allowing people who liked the series to grow up with it, hence why nowadays I wouldn't be surprised if the biggest age group who likes Harry Potter would be people either close to or now graduating college a.k.a young adults. 

So, we had a successful series of books that became a successful series of movies, how did it go so wrong?

Well, around the time of the goblet of fire movie, a bunch of people in Hollywood decided that since Harry Potter was so popular, why not try making other books meant for the same age group into movies? Now this is a common thing in Hollywood, when one thing becomes popular everyone tries to find something similar to turn into the next big thing. The most modern example I can think of this is the current trend of superhero movies. So, when the time came to choose the next big franchise, what could they settle on?

The thinking went like this. Harry Potter is a boy, so why not find a series with a female lead instead? we can expand the YA audience and have what they considered a female counterpart to what they considered a male oriented series (this is Hollywood they tend to think in black and white mostly.) So they decided to turn the big female lead series into a movie franchise as well. What series was this you might ask?

The Downward Spiral....

It was......Twilight.

Yep, the disco ball with vampire teeth, Twilight.

For those of you living under a rock and having just emerged, Twilight is a series of books written by Stephanie Meyer, about a young girl named Bella Swan who falls in love with a "vampire" named Edward Cullen and the problems that ensue because of that. In the first sequel they introduced a werewolf named Jacob as the second love interest to try and bring in a love triangle aspect to it (Now being used in the hunger games series, but we'll get to that in a moment).

So, they had a potential gold mine on their hands. A modern romance story with supernatural elements that could appeal to both young girls and boys, what could possibly go wrong?

There are a lot of things that lead to Twilight being the mostly flop film series that it's now considered to be, I'll try and cover them all as best I can. The best way would be in list form so...
  1. The book series (at least from both personal experience and from what I read, saw, and heard) were basically only popular with women. But not just young adult women, fully grown women. You ever hear of twilight moms? Yeah, that's a thing, and it's mostly creepy as all hell. And while there are films out there that cater only cater to women, there's a reason that it's mostly romantic movies that do so. Twilight easily fits into that category, but since the book series wasn't popular with young males (which is Hollywood favorite target audience by the way) the films had to rely entirely on the fanbase in order to succeed, and because of that....
  2. The films were mostly just fan service. Harry Potter in both book and film managed to appeal to everyone, including people who didn't read the books. There are entire sections of the Harry Potter fanbase who've only seen the movies, and while that's also true for twilight, it didn't happen in as big of a capacity (again at least from my point of view.) I think it was Moviebob from the escapist magazine webstie that said you can turn anything into a good movie, but you might have to rip out it's guts to do so. Twilight was only popular to a certain demographic, so they made the films to cater to the fans, thus anyone who wasn't sold on the book but decided to gamble on the movie would most likely walk away dissapointed and wouldn't return for the sequels.
  3. Although reviews of the books were mostly positive at first, later on I started hearing criticisms of it being poorly written and stephanie meyer not being such a great author. Now, I haven't read the books myself, they don't interest me, but I knew a lot of girls in high school who were fans and most of them (if not all of them) said that they knew the books were bad, but it was more of a guilty pleasure and just trashy fun. Trashy fun romance novels, usually don't transfer well, that's why the only Nicholas Sparks movie people seem to remember is The Notebook. And since they just basically catered to the fans, the only people who saw the movies and liked them were the fans (for the most part.)
  4. It also didn't help that reviews for the movies were awful. On Rotten tomatoes, the first, third, and fifth (part 2) films are sitting at 49% good reviews. They're basically slightly below average and while a lot of people don't usually go by reviews, anyone who already hated twilight probably convinced fence sitters not to bother. Also, it didn't help that Robert Pattinson has done nothing but trash the movies and Stephanie Meyer.
  5. This is the part that'll lead me to the next part of the YA film story. The Twilight movies, despite the problems, were financially successful, mostly due to the love story element that Harry Potter didn't really focus on too much. So Hollywood once again thought, we could make more of these, but instead we can focus on the supernatural and love story elements, and this is were we move onto the mext part of the story.
The Twilight Fallout

One series I haven't mentioned that actually started before Twilight, but after Harry Potter, were The Chronicles of Narnia series. The first one came out in 2005 to good reviews, mostly because I think it was a good match to run along side Harry Potter. The second one came out in 2008 to mostly good reviews, but twilight did better financially, so by the time the third one came out to mostly mixed reviews, Harry Potter and Twilight were both dominating the market and so the rest of the series was cancelled.

There was also Eragon in 2006, but that was bad entirely on it's own merits and they never bothered to make another book in the series since.

There were two other movies that came out in 2008 as well both considered to be YA. Inkheart and City of Ember. I haven't even heard of the second one until I started doing research for this.

But after Twilight like I said most of the films that they intended for the YA audience had to have elements of the supernatural as well as a romantic subplot. Any other YA novels that didn't have those elements were re worked to appeal to larger audiences (Example: 2009's The Lovely Bones. Was not marketed in the same manner as other YA films.)

The first one of these was Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief. It got mixed reviews, but they did make a sequel three years later that got even worse reviews. Last I heard they're not continuing the series.

There was I Am Number Four in 2011, but again mostly negative reviews. in fact let's just list the rest of these out shall we?

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 12% 2013, no word of a sequel.

Beautiful Creatures 46% 2013 no word of a sequel

Divergent 41% 2014 a sequel is in the works.

Vampire Academy 9% 2014 no word of a sequel.

And most recently The Maze Runner 63% 2014 a sequel is in the works.

Twilight also inspired 50 Shades of Grey which is actually coming out on Valentine's Day next year (after being heavily pushed back from it's original release which would've put it up against Guardians of The Galaxy. Also, fun fact, the first three to four months at the beginning  of every new year movie wise is considered the time when Hollywood dumps out the shittiest films of the year, so it'll probably suck. Also, they won't make a sequel, mostly because those did so poorly that even wikipedia doesn't have articles on them.)

And just like The Lovely Bones, any other YA novel without those elements were reworked and marketed for larger audiences (another example: Ender's Game was marketed as a sci fi thriller.)

The only series to be successful both critically and financially out of all of them were The Hunger Games in 2012 (currently sitting certified fresh at 84%.) Even it's sequel Catching Fire did even better currently sitting at 89% certified fresh. I personally don't understand why as I thought the first one was awful, but mostly because I'd already seen a better version of the main part of the story in Battle Royale, a 2001 Japanese movie which the Hunger Games was actually accused of ripping off.

But getting back to the main point of this, what basically happened is that Twilight was made cheaply (cheaper than Harry Potter at least), catered only to the fans, and was still successful, so with basically any other YA adaptation similar to it, they decided just to do the same thing with those. Made cheaply, catered to fans, but most of them haven't been successful.

The Hunger Games I think decided to go with the Harry Potter route (I know this because friends have told me that classic line "The books are better than the films" with both Harry Potter and Hunger Games) and basically decided not to cater directly to the fans. I don't think I've ever heard that argument as much (if at all) from twilight fans or any of the other flop franchises after that.

It's like what I said in The Maze Runner review: The books do not matter. Moviebob is right that in order to make a good film based off of a pre existing property it will have to be at least reworked if not gutted completely. I think that's why the films for Harry Potter and Hunger Games did so well, while others are lucky to be average.

I'm sure the sequel to Divergent will be awful (and I think it's only being made because Shailene Woodley is supposed to be in Amazing Spiderman 3 and that got bumped back because number 2 was considered the worst spiderman film to date.) I think the Maze Runner has potential to succeed if they capitalise on what made the first one good in the eyes of so many (As of now, I'd have no interest in seeing it, but who knows maybe it'll get fantastic reviews and I'll end up going) but for now the only series of these YA movies that seems to be working is the hunger games, which is going the Harry Potter route once again dividing the last book into two films.

What'll happen after that?

Honestly, I expect that if the Divergent and Maze Runner sequels fall flat, that after the Hunger Games that we might see the end of the YA movie adaptation all together unless they find something else. There's always the Harry Potter spinoff film Fantastic Beasts, but I doubt they'd market that as a YA film. I imagine there are a few YA books out there still to be adapted, but unless they get another smash success, I think the genre might be killed off for a while by the Superhero genre.

Final Thoughts

I saw most of the Harry Potter Movies and I liked them at the time, but I have no desire to see them again anytime soon personally. I also hated the first Hunger Games movie and will also not be seeing the sequels. Basically I just don't like YA movies, and I'll be glad when they finally stop making them for good.

So if you made it this far I thank you. I don't do these very often mostly cause while it's a fun brain workout for me, they are also exhausting mentally. Also, I'm not sure how popular articles like this are, but if there's enough requests I might be able to do one from time to time. But in the mean time I'll mostly be doing reviews, although I am currently unemployed and job hunting so the new movie reviews might have to be few and far between, but I can try to make up for it with DVD, Netflix, and Movies I Watch Online reviews if Netflix doesn't have what I'm looking for. I said streaming, not downloading.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the think piece, and until next time, I'll see you folks at the movies.


Sunday, 21 September 2014

Review: A Walk Among The Tombstones (2014) - Liam Neeson doing his thing

(As always, potential spoilers ahead)

Anyone else here remember Taken? Okay dumb question, but I mostly just wanted to point out how awesome it is that a guy like Liam Neeson could start taking on action roles that late in life (I know he's not that old but most of the other big action heroes started younger than he did). So any chance we get after that to see him doing it, kind of has to try and live up to Taken. Now we all Taken 2 pretty much sucked, but how's his latest effort in A Walk Amongst The Tombstones? Let's find out.

As always, Plot Summary, Pros and Cons, Final Score. Let's get to it.

Plot Summary

Former NYPD cop turned unofficial private detective Matthew Scudder (Liam Neeson) is hired by drug dealer Kenny Kristo (Dan Stevens) to find the people who killed his wife. As he follows the trail, he finds himself drawn more and more into the dark side of New York City.

Since this is primarily a mystery film (or crime thriller), that's as far as I'm willing to go plot wise, but also because well.....

Pros - The plot is actually interesting. Simplistic, but interesting. Liam Neeson also does well here as the bitter former cop trying to do good. The side characters are also interesting for the most part, but the thing that I strangely like the most was the time period. 1999. Yeah, the film takes place in 1999. Why do I like that so much? Because trying to tell a story like this in the present setting just wouldn't work. People having to use pay phones, or the first generation of cell phones really adds to some of the tension when you realize that they don't have such luxuries like texting or taking photos with them and it helps the story play out well.

Cons - While everyone and everything is working well, the movie really doesn't build up on it. There's no really intense moments, and the shocking moments mostly fall flat. There's one point in the film that I won't spoil, but myself and a few other people saw it coming, so when it happened, it lost all it's shock value. Most of the side characters are underutilized, especially Brian "Astro" Bradley as TJ. I wish they could've found more for him to do because he is actually an interesting character. I'm not really sure how much more I can say, I enjoyed it, but it couldn't raise itself any higher than just being alright.

Final Score - 6/10

It is definitely better than average, but it really doesn't try and make itself a stand out film. I really wish I could've liked it more, but I can recommend it if you're really looking for something to watch this week. Especially on cheap tuesday.

Looking over my schedule for releases, I realize the equalizer is coming out next week. Another film about an older action star trying to do what he thinks is right. Will it do better than AWATT? You'll have to wait until the review to find out, but until then, I'll see you guys at the movies.

(Reminder: I will be posting a think piece tomorrow.)

Saturday, 20 September 2014

Review: The Maze Runner (2014) - *Insert annoyed sigh here*

(There will be spoilers. I have to talk about the ending to make a point. You've been warned.)

Well, now that the festival is over, at least we can get back new releases now that there are actually new movies being released. I'm glad I missed the whole no good deeds fiasco (Apparently critic screenings were cancelled two days before release to save a supposed surprise twist ending which was the fact that the guy savagely beat his wife which they didn't want covered by mainstream media because of the whole Ray Rice thing) and now we can go on to movies that at least don't bring up incidents of domestic violence. I made an effort to see two of these movies friday and I'm going to be splitting them up into two reviews. Why? Well, mostly to try and increase my readership (seriously, tell your friends, I think the blog is great otherwise why would I keep doing it?) and mostly because the two movies are both based on books, but different enough that they don't warrant a side by side comparison. Now the first one of these I'm talking about is The Maze Runner.

Now before I begin, I just want to say two things.

1. No, I did not read the books

2. The books, DO NOT F*CKING MATTER!

If this statement confuses or annoys you, I'll be explaining in more detail in a think piece post I plan to write on Monday. I'll come back and retroactively link to it here.

So, with that out of the way, let's begin the review shall we?

Plot Summary

Thomas (Dylan O'Brien) wakes up in an elevator that arrives at a place called the Glade. He finds that it's run by a group of boys all around his age, none of whom can remember anything except there names. They also tell him that surrounding is a maze and that in the maze are things called Grievers. The boys have also divided up the work maintaining the glade amongst themselves, one of the groups being the titular maze runners, a group who runs into the maze in order to map it with the goal of finding a way out. After on these maze runners is killed, the leader of the glade Alby (Aml Ameen) goes out with one of the runners, only to get injured and get locked in the maze (the maze closes every night) but not before Thomas runs in to help him and the other runner Minho (Ki-hong Lee) survive the night. After that, Thomas becomes a runner, they kill a greiver, use part of it to find a way out, and escape the maze only to find that the whole thing was setup by the WCKD corporation in hopes of finding kids strong enough to not only deal with what's revealed to be an earth scorched by the sun, but also a virus going around that they have no cure for. Yeah, the slightly interesting kids trapped in a giant maze turns into kids have to save post apocalyptic earth and my god is that fucking stupid.

Pros - The Maze actually looks pretty cool to start, and at first I thought the whole film was okay. It wasn't trying to be lord of the flies which is a smart move because very few things can compete with lord of the flies, and I actually thought the whole idea was kind of cool at first.

Cons - Boy, where to start. First off, too many characters. Sure I know most of their names now, but mostly because the names are unique without being silly (Looking at you Katniss Everdeen), not because any of the characters are interesting. Except Chuck, but only because I'm convinced they were trying to rip off chunk from the goonies. Here's a side by side comparison of the two of them.
 

Cons Continued - They even attempt to throw in Discount Kristen Stewart Kaya Scodelario in the third act as Therese but I'm convinced she was only there because she was in the book, because she was next to useless. And the worst part is, even with all of this, it's still better than the first hunger games movie (come at me bro, I stand by it.) The monsters are also butt ugly, the plot steers off into lunacy in the end and overall it's just kind of a meh. Not boring, just meh.

Final Score - 4/10

It's visually impressive (aside from the ugly ass grievers) and while I wasn't bored to tears, when it was done I already knew I was skipping the sequel. It's still a four though, mostly because it could've been better and what I did like about it mostly works. I can't recommend this to even fans because most of you will probably end up saying the book was better anyways. So yeah, there you go, if you're a fan of the franchise just read the books again and save yourself ten bucks and heartache. 

If you want to know more about why the books don't matter, once again I'll be posting a think piece this coming Monday which I will retroactively insert a link to here.

Now I'm reviewing another movie based on a novel, but this ain't no YA novel. Expect a review of A Walk Amongst The Tombstones Tomorrow.

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