Monday, 28 August 2017

Double Movie Review: Ingrid Goes West (2017) & Birth of the Dragon (2017)

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    It’s a limited release kind of week this week. No really, where I live the biggest thing out this week is the Terminator 2 3D re-release. When I started writing this review, I admittedly didn’t even have a plan of what to see next (Edit: I know now, I’ll put it down below). So this week I had to go out of my way to see the films listed above. One’s a film about social media obsession, and the other one is an adaptation of a true story. So how are these films from the path less tread? Let’s find out together shall we?

Ingrid Goes West Review

Plot Summary - Ingrid Thorburn (Aubrey Plaza) is mentally unstable young woman who, after losing her mother and suffering a series of personal setbacks, heads out to California to find Social Media Star Taylor Sloane (Elizabeth Olsen) and start her life anew….at least at first.

Pros - Having never seen parks and rec, I now finally understand why people love Aubrey Plaza because she is at her deadpan best here. Playing Ingrid straightforward in a way that makes the character so horrifying but in such a fascinating way. The humour throughout the film is amped up because of this and Olsen as Taylor makes a tremendous counterpart, making Taylor comes across someone who is clearly always putting on a front, even if it seems like she herself isn’t quite fully aware of it. This ambiguity between the pair of them helps the tone of story rise itself above the quality of something like an after school special or a psa.

Cons - Some of the dialogue and performances may seem a bit on the nose for some people, so if you’re don’t to feel like you’re being preached at, maybe go in a bit more open minded than usual.

Final Score - 10/10

If it’s out near you, go see it, especially if you know someone with a social media problem, you may need to take notes.

Birth of the Dragon Review

Plot Summary - Inspired by the true story, Birth of the Dragon tells the story around of a legendary fight between Martial Arts Legend Bruce Lee and Shaolin Monk Master Wong Jack Man.

Pros - When Lee and Wong are on the screen together, they do make an interesting duo, especially when they fight. The film also does it’s best to try and keep in line with the actual history of it’s characters and the actual history surrounding the fight, while also tweaking a few key changes to make the film more interesting. The Kung Fu scenes as well for the most part are pretty sweet.

Cons - The rest of the story however is kind of the worst part. It’s not only badly generic with uninteresting characters and a so standard it’s almost weirdly terrifying if you think about too much star crossed lover plotline that also somehow makes chinese gangsters boring, it renders Wong and Lee as secondary characters in the film that was supposed to be centered around them. Instead the film follows generic white guy everyman (Which I normally don’t touch upon, but it hurts more for me because he overshadows BRUCE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN LEE) and the story of his chinese love interest who's being held by gangsters...and it has the nerve to be so fucking boring.

Final Score - 5/10

Why? Because I saw this movie with my Dad, who normally doesn’t like Kung Fu movies, and he said he enjoyed it. It’s not his favourite movie by any means, but any film that usually makes someone like a new genre, is okay in my book. That and the scene where they team up and fight the gangsters is pretty fucking cool.

Next: Good Time - An ambitious name. This will be interesting.

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Thursday, 24 August 2017

Double Movie Review: Wind River (2017) & Logan Lucky (2017)

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    I managed to get back on track with all delays going on. I really don’t have much to say before this so let’s just get to it shall we?

Wind River Review

Plot Summary - When wildlife service agent Cory Lambert (Jeremy Renner) is called up to the Wind River Indian reservation and finds the body of one of it’s residents, FBI Agent Jane Banner (Elizabeth Olsen) is called up to assist.

Pros - The casting is spot on, it’s especially great to see Renner and Olsen flex their muscles outside of Marvel movies. The story is somber and haunting and it’s a great mystery on top of that.

Cons - There’s not as much action as Writer/Director Taylor Sheridan’s other efforts but it’s still pretty solid overall.

Final Score - 9/10

Not quite as solid as I was hoping but still a really damn good movie.

Logan Lucky Review

Plot Summary - Hoping to break a family curse, brothers Jimmy (Channing Tatum), and Clyde Logan (Adam Driver) devise a plan to rob a speedway during the Coca Cola 600.

Pros - The movie is hilarious, the heist is both simplistic and yet clever at the same time, and it’s got a great set of characters as well, that are well acted to boot.

Cons - The ending is a bit ambiguous, so if you’re not a fan of that you won’t like that aspect much.

Final Score - 10/10

One of the better movies I’ve seen this year, if this means we get more Steven Soderbergh that’s fine with me.
Next: Birth of the Dragon/Ingrid Goes West - It’s another double this Sunday, as for once I got a busy weekend this weekend.

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Sunday, 20 August 2017

Movie Review: Annabelle Creation (2017)

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    So I find myself somewhat repeating history here. For the second year in a row, I have just watched a prequel to a poorly received horror film that came out years earlier that I never saw. Admittedly with the rise of indie horror films that are not only good, but profitable as well, my guess is that it’s causing studios to take a step back and really look at what makes films scary. To kind of get back on track, the previous film I’m talking about is of course last year's Ouija: Origin of Evil. So how does this repeat in history stand up on it’s own? Let’s find out together shall we?

Plot Summary - In 1955, a group of orphans and their nun move into the mullins house. While there, everything at first seems peaceful, but with discovery of a locked room and a creepy doll, things soon take a turn for the sinister.

Pros - The actors playing the girls are great, and the horror manages to be tense and terrifying. I’m particularly impressed by the scenes they managed to pull off in broad daylight.

Cons - The story feels slightly thin, and it’s also admittedly hard to not think about Ouija in the back of your head the whole time you’re watching.

Final Score - 8/10

Overall a great film. Definitely worth the wait, and if they keep making Conjuring universe films like this, I’m on board.

Next:  Gamera VS. Zigra or Wind River -  Depending on how the next day goes.

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Saturday, 19 August 2017

Movie Review: The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)

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    It’s been a weird few weeks for me. Scheduling has been running me ragged, along with a slew of personal issues. So clearly this was the time to watch a silly movie, and what better combination of people for said silly movie the Deadpool and Nick Fury? Sorry, Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson. So how well does the pair hold up? Let’s find out together shall we?

Plot Summary - Bodyguard Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) is struggling years after a job gone wrong. When a former girlfriend calls him asking for his help, he finds himself escorting a key witness for a major trial: Professional Hitman Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson). With only 27 between them and the trial, and with every mercenary in between them, they must set aside their differences or find themselves dead.

Pros - The whole film coasts on Reynolds and Jackson and they’re clearly the best part of the whole movie. The pair are a laugh riot, and are basically worth the price of admission alone. The action scenes are thrilling as well, managing to make full use of the close european environment they’re in. The soundtrack is really good also, with some surprising choices thrown in as well.

Cons - Elodie Yung as the love interest gets almost nothing to do, which is sad because she’s great when she’s around. Gary Oldman as the man on trial gets a few more moments and he is great, but again not much to do. The story is possibly the biggest problem though, as it feels sort of basic. You can see certain plot points coming from a mile away, and not very much happens other than them trying to get there.

Final Score - 6/10

It’s worth it for the main duo, but beyond that there’s not much depth. Good for a few easy laughs if that’s all you’re looking for.

Next: Annabelle: Creation - I’m late on this one, but when you’ve had the days I’ve had recently it’s really hard to get into the mood for a horror movie.

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Friday, 11 August 2017

Suggestion Box Review: Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery (2014)

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    It feels good to come back to the suggestion box. I feel bad that I haven’t done one of these in a while, especially with a rather interesting entry up next. I was actually a really big fan of Scooby Doo growing up, and this was a great opportunity for me to get back into it and man there’s been a lot of straight to dvd scooby doo movies. On the wrestling side I’ve never been a hardcore fan, but thanks to some friends, I’m know enough to sort of observe from a distance. Before anyone says it, yes I know wrestling is fake, so is Game of Thrones so there. So how well would a combination of these ii things go over? Let’s find out together shall we?

Plot Summary - When Shaggy and Scooby win a trip to WWE City to watch Wrestlemania, they bring the whole gang and soon find themselves in the center of both the WWE universe, and a strange mystery involving a Ghost Bear.

Pros - The animation is amazingly smooth and solid for a straight to dvd film, especially the details on the wrestlers in the movie. The voice cast of the mystery inc gang does well, and the wrestlers appearing as themselves all give great voiceovers, even making fun of themselves when they need too. The Ghost Bear is a cool villain, and they even manage to animate some pretty great/funny wrestling matches.

Cons - There are some plot points that are kind of weak, and not all the jokes land well. If you’re a wrestling fan only, the scooby doo stuff might grind your gears, and if you’re a scooby doo fan, the wrestling stuff probably won't interest you. If you don’t like either, then why are you even reading this?

Final Score - 7/10

Light hearted fun for fans of either group or both of them. It’s not going to be the greatest film ever made, but check it out if you’re considering it.

Next Suggestion: Uno The Movie - Google it. Seriously. Wish me luck.

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Thursday, 10 August 2017

Double Movie Review: Kidnap (2017) & Girls Trip (2017)

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So aside from Annabelle (and annabelle only, no force on this earth will make me watch nut job one just to watch nut job two,) I am now basically caught up with all the new movies out right now (in my area, which still doesn’t have Wind River.) So, how well did the last horses cross the finish line? Let’s find out together shall we?

Kidnap Review

Plot Summary - Karla Dyson (Halle Berry) is a single mother out with her son. When she looks away for a moment and turns back, she sees him getting kidnapped and begins the chase after him.

Pros - Halle Berry is putting in way more effort than she needs to for this. Like seriously by far and away she’s the only one trying to hold this thing together. I guess a few of the car stunts were alright.

Cons - Awful dialogue, beating you over-the-head sentimentality, and a rather crude implication made by the main character, the film feels like it was written in sections, over the course of many months, with huge gaps in between. Why do I say this? You can tell by the writing when the screenwriter clearly hit a dead end and had to spend either too much or not enough time trying to get himself (or her, or themselves) out of it. The special effects leave much to be desired, as at one point you can watch in helpless peril as a green screened version of her son is dangled over a road that he is nowhere near. Feel the wonderful sigh of relief when the movie is over and you try to repress the fact that you wasted time and money on this. What is my life?

Final Score - 1/10

Yeah, people…..this was worse than the emoji movie for me….I’m sorry, but I’d actually rather take the boredom that that movie had over this…..painfully bad affair. Fun Fact: It was made in 2014 and that the company that made this went bankrupt. I can see why.

Girls Trip Review

Plot Summary - The film follows four friends reuniting at the Essence Music Festival in order to have both the best time of their lives, and some of the worst times as well.

Pros - The cast has great chemistry, and the jokes are mostly funny. It does a good job of both not taking itself too seriously but at the same time giving the emotional moments real weight to them.

Cons - The whole thing feels like one long commercial for essence and while the movie doesn’t get annoying with it, I must dock one point on principal.

Final Score - 9/10

Still though, it’s good. Damn good.

Next: Suggestion Box Review - It’s going to be a good one.

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Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Movie Review: A Ghost Story (2017)

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    The suggestion box review is on it’s way, but admittedly this movie caught my eye during what turned out to be a rather slow holiday weekend for me. So without further ado, let’s get to it shall we?

Plot Summary - When a young man only known as C (Casey Affleck) is killed unexpectedly, his ghost lingers to watch his lover M (Rooney Mara) as both she, and the world, continues on without him.

Pros - So the movie mostly moves along with minimal dialogue, allowing everybody more freedom to let their actions speak for them, which really works well for this film. Casey Affleck especially, since he goes through most of the film with a sheet over his head. The film also moves along at a great pace, since the scenery tells a good chunk of the story as well. The atmosphere manages to change on a whim, leaving you in some scenes overwhelmed at the love on display, and then easily sliding into fear when it needs too as well. It’s definitely a pretty neat type of both horror and romance film.

Cons - If you’re not a fan of arthouse films, which this film is in spades, then you will be bored to tears.

Final Score - 10/10

If you can get over the style, you’ll find yourself deeply engrossed in probably one of the most interesting films this year.

Next: Kidnap & Girls Trip - I’m knocking both of these out in one sweep, because then I’ll finally be back on track.

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