Movie Review: When The Bough Breaks (2016)

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    Oh boy, this is a doozy. This movie has a 0% on rotten tomatoes. Do you know how hard it is for a movie on rotten tomatoes to even stay at 0%? So when I went to go see it, I was honestly expecting something truly amazingly bad, I was hoping for just pure entertainment. People, what I got, made me do something that I have not done in quite some time.

I left the theatre before the movie was over.

35 minutes into this……...fucking movie…….I had to leave. It was the third and final time that I had left the theatre in 35 minutes, and I got my refund, and did not go back in.

Fuck this movie.

Cons:

1. Everyone in the movie was clearly bored being there, so none of them express any proper emotions.
2. Except for the fiancee of the surrogate who was taking the piss and just hamming it up.
3. There’s a scene where it shows you the surrogate being injected with the embryo, and you actually watch the screen as it goes in and WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SEE THAT?
4. The dialogue is a joke. It’s either all exposition, or terrible lines read terribly, and it just feels hollow.
5. The pacing is non existent, as it just cuts around with no rhyme or reason, with no sense of time or story progression
6. Nobody acts logically in this movie.
7. The surrogate is 21, but she acts like, and gets treated like a 16 year old.
8. The exact line, during the final scene I watched, that made me leave, was during the scene where she gets the husband to feel the baby inside, during which she says “You can already feel my TUMMY starting to change.” Tummy is a word a child uses, f*ck this movie.

Folks, I only did what I’m about to do review wise once before for Neighbours. This film is officially DISQUALIFIED from review, because in order for me to able to give it a proper rating, I’d have to finish watching it, and I’d rather pour gasoline in my eyes.

Oh, and if anyone writes this in the suggestion box like they did Neighbours 2, I’m going to skip it because f*ck you.

Next: The Wildlife, and holy shit am I actually looking forward to it now after seeing this trainwreck.

Skip this movie, I’m dead serious, It’s not worth your time or effort.

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